Japanese
黒猫:斗羅君、そうそう、あのね、あのー、何か最近いいことあった?
斗羅:最近ね、夢見たんや・・・またや
黒猫:またや!
斗羅:もはや夢コーナー
黒猫:もう、もはやコーナーとなりつつある夢。
大阪の方は御存じですけど、斗羅君、変な夢ばっか見るんですよね。
ほんと、変な夢ばっか見んの。あの、今回どんな夢見たんですか?
斗羅:今回はね・・・あんますごくないかも知れない。
あのね、僕ね、夢の中で、ぱそ(?)って狩姦みたいな髪型になってんのよ。
黒猫:これこれこれこれ
斗羅:こんななぁ、こんなんなってて。で、俺SPEEDのメンバー!
黒猫:えっ!?SPEEDってあの、あのSPEED?
斗羅:そうそうそう。黒いスーツ着てな、ほんでな、
「ずっと忘れない 離れても~♪」めちゃめちゃ熱唱してんねん。
黒猫:歌ってる、歌ってる!
斗羅:なーんか知らんねんけども。
うーんでなんか「3月の末で解散だし、頑張らなくちゃ!」ってすごいな、
俺頑張ってんのよ。
黒猫:すごい。それはさあ、SPEEDってさ、四人だっけ?
斗羅:四人やね。
黒猫:四人の内の一人になってたのか?
新たなメンバーとして加入してたのか?
斗羅:分からへんねんけど、
パーッて眺めたらSPEEDが四人おったから・・・
黒猫:四人いたのか?
斗羅:多分五人になってんねん。
黒猫:それはすごいね。へ〜
斗羅:そうそう、SPEED+斗羅。
黒猫:SPEED+・・・あっ!SPEEDの四人の中に、あ、
五人の中に斗羅っていうメンバーがいるって事になってる?
斗羅:そうそうそう
黒猫:びっくりした、
あたしはまたHITOEちゃんか何かになってたのかと思ったよ。違うのね。
斗羅:それ笑うとこなんか!?それは笑うところか?
黒猫:それは誰や?まあいいや。ほえぇ~?
すごかねー。瞬火さんどうですか?
瞬火:何がどうですか?
黒猫:SPEEDのメンバーになってみたい?
瞬火:いや、どうなんでしょう?それ。その振りはどうなんですか?
それは怖いと思いますよ。
斗羅:でも瞬火君あれよね、L'Arc~en~Cielのメンバーだとか
瞬火:あ、僕はL'Arc~en~Cielのメンバーになって六人目のメンバーになって、
僕の前に既に一人増えてるんですよね。
で、L'Arc~en~Cielっていうのは、
あの、ファンの方怒らないで下さい、夢の話ですからね。
ローラースケートを履いて、こっちからこっちにこう跳んだりしてる・・・
そういうグループに私は居ましたね、夢の中で。
はい、そんな事はどうでもいいとして、時間も押していることですし。
最後の曲になってしまいますが・・・・
English Translation
Kuroneko: Oh right, Tora, umm, anything good happened lately?
Tora: Lately... I saw a dream... again.
Kuroneko: Again!
Tora: This is the section about dreams.
Kuroneko: This is apparently becoming a section about dreams.
Those from Oosaka probably know that Tora has these weird dreams.
Really weird dreams. What kind of a dream did you see this time?
Tora: This time I... This probably isn't all that great.
Umm, In the dream I had a hairstyle like Karukan.
Kuroneko: This, this, this.
Tora: Yeah, like that. And also, I was a member in SPEED!
Kuroneko: Huh!? By SPEED you mean that SPEED?
Tora: Yeah, yeah. I was dressed in a black suit,
and I was singing really enthusiastically "I'll never forget, even if we're separated~". (1)
Kuroneko: You're singing!
Tora: Don't really know why.
And so I'm like "The breakup is at the end of March, I've gotta do my best!",
I was really working hard.
Kuroneko: Wow. Say, SPEED was quartet, right?
Tora: Yeah, a quartet.
Kuroneko: So you were one of the four?
Or were you a new member?
Tora: I'm not quite sure.
When I looked over, there were the four from SPEED, so...
Kuroneko: The four were there?
Tora: I think that I was the fifth member.
Kuroneko: That's something. Hmm...
Tora: Yeah, yeah. SPEED + Tora.
Kuroneko: SPEED +... Oh! So it was that among the four—
five members of SPEED, there was a member named Tora?
Tora: That's it.
Kuroneko: That was a surprise.
I thought that you had become HITOE-chan (2) or something like that again. So it wasn't like that?
Tora: And why is that so funny?! Why's that so funny?
Kuroneko: And who's that supposed to be? Oh well.
Ain't that nice. How about you Matatabi?
Matatabi: How about what?
Kuroneko: Would you like to become a member of SPEED?
Matatabi: Well, I dunno. I dunno about that question.
I think that it would be scary.
Tora: But Matatabi, weren't you... a member of L'Arc~en~Ciel?
Matatabi: Oh yes, I was a member of L'Arc~en~Ciel—the sixth member of L'Arc~en~Ciel.
So before me someone else had already been added. (3)
And so, L'Arc~en~Ciel was...
Fans of L'Arc~en~Ciel, please don't get mad at me, this is after all just a dream.
They were wearing roller skates and jumping from over here to over there...
I was in such a group, in my dream.
Ok, leaving those things aside, we're already behind schedule.
This is going to be the last song...