陰陽座愚者、己の夢を語る
Japanese
黒猫:斗羅君、そうそう、あのね、あのー、何か最近いいことあった? 斗羅:最近ね、夢見たんや・・・またや 黒猫:またや! 斗羅:もはや夢コーナー 黒猫:もう、もはやコーナーとなりつつある夢。 大阪の方は御存じですけど、斗羅君、変な夢ばっか見るんですよね。 ほんと、変な夢ばっか見んの。あの、今回どんな夢見たんですか? 斗羅:今回はね・・・あんますごくないかも知れない。 あのね、僕ね、夢の中で、ぱそ(?)って狩姦みたいな髪型になってんのよ。 黒猫:これこれこれこれ 斗羅:こんななぁ、こんなんなってて。で、俺SPEEDのメンバー! 黒猫:えっ!?SPEEDってあの、あのSPEED? 斗羅:そうそうそう。黒いスーツ着てな、ほんでな、 「ずっと忘れない 離れても~♪」めちゃめちゃ熱唱してんねん。 黒猫:歌ってる、歌ってる! 斗羅:なーんか知らんねんけども。 うーんでなんか「3月の末で解散だし、頑張らなくちゃ!」ってすごいな、 俺頑張ってんのよ。 黒猫:すごい。それはさあ、SPEEDってさ、四人だっけ? 斗羅:四人やね。 黒猫:四人の内の一人になってたのか? 新たなメンバーとして加入してたのか? 斗羅:分からへんねんけど、 パーッて眺めたらSPEEDが四人おったから・・・ 黒猫:四人いたのか? 斗羅:多分五人になってんねん。 黒猫:それはすごいね。へ〜 斗羅:そうそう、SPEED+斗羅。 黒猫:SPEED+・・・あっ!SPEEDの四人の中に、あ、 五人の中に斗羅っていうメンバーがいるって事になってる? 斗羅:そうそうそう 黒猫:びっくりした、 あたしはまたHITOEちゃんか何かになってたのかと思ったよ。違うのね。 斗羅:それ笑うとこなんか!?それは笑うところか? 黒猫:それは誰や?まあいいや。ほえぇ~? すごかねー。瞬火さんどうですか? 瞬火:何がどうですか? 黒猫:SPEEDのメンバーになってみたい? 瞬火:いや、どうなんでしょう?それ。その振りはどうなんですか? それは怖いと思いますよ。 斗羅:でも瞬火君あれよね、L'Arc~en~Cielのメンバーだとか 瞬火:あ、僕はL'Arc~en~Cielのメンバーになって六人目のメンバーになって、 僕の前に既に一人増えてるんですよね。 で、L'Arc~en~Cielっていうのは、 あの、ファンの方怒らないで下さい、夢の話ですからね。 ローラースケートを履いて、こっちからこっちにこう跳んだりしてる・・・ そういうグループに私は居ましたね、夢の中で。 はい、そんな事はどうでもいいとして、時間も押していることですし。 最後の曲になってしまいますが・・・・
English Translation
Kuroneko: Oh right, Tora, umm, anything good happened lately? Tora: Lately... I saw a dream... again. Kuroneko: Again! Tora: This is the section about dreams. Kuroneko: This is apparently becoming a section about dreams. Those from Oosaka probably know that Tora has these weird dreams. Really weird dreams. What kind of a dream did you see this time? Tora: This time I... This probably isn't all that great. Umm, In the dream I had a hairstyle like Karukan. Kuroneko: This, this, this. Tora: Yeah, like that. And also, I was a member in SPEED! Kuroneko: Huh!? By SPEED you mean that SPEED? Tora: Yeah, yeah. I was dressed in a black suit, and I was singing really enthusiastically "I'll never forget, even if we're separated~". (1) Kuroneko: You're singing! Tora: Don't really know why. And so I'm like "The breakup is at the end of March, I've gotta do my best!", I was really working hard. Kuroneko: Wow. Say, SPEED was quartet, right? Tora: Yeah, a quartet. Kuroneko: So you were one of the four? Or were you a new member? Tora: I'm not quite sure. When I looked over, there were the four from SPEED, so... Kuroneko: The four were there? Tora: I think that I was the fifth member. Kuroneko: That's something. Hmm... Tora: Yeah, yeah. SPEED + Tora. Kuroneko: SPEED +... Oh! So it was that among the four— five members of SPEED, there was a member named Tora? Tora: That's it. Kuroneko: That was a surprise. I thought that you had become HITOE-chan (2) or something like that again. So it wasn't like that? Tora: And why is that so funny?! Why's that so funny? Kuroneko: And who's that supposed to be? Oh well. Ain't that nice. How about you Matatabi? Matatabi: How about what? Kuroneko: Would you like to become a member of SPEED? Matatabi: Well, I dunno. I dunno about that question. I think that it would be scary. Tora: But Matatabi, weren't you... a member of L'Arc~en~Ciel? Matatabi: Oh yes, I was a member of L'Arc~en~Ciel—the sixth member of L'Arc~en~Ciel. So before me someone else had already been added. (3) And so, L'Arc~en~Ciel was... Fans of L'Arc~en~Ciel, please don't get mad at me, this is after all just a dream. They were wearing roller skates and jumping from over here to over there... I was in such a group, in my dream. Ok, leaving those things aside, we're already behind schedule. This is going to be the last song...